Your worst ever injury?

Doing whatever...
I've never had any really bad ones other than ripping the my eyelid nearly clean off as a kid running around the house.
I caught it on the latch the goes in and out on a door.

Vandamage wrote:

Doing whatever...
I've never had any really bad ones other than ripping the my eyelid nearly clean off as a kid running around the house.
I caught it on the latch the goes in and out on a door.

1. Had loose cartlidge floating round my knee unklnown to myself when running at high speed the cartlidge jammed in my knee and ruptured my ACL ligament to shreds. needed a complete rebuild of my knee.

2. When I was a kid was being chased messing about and took a running jump at a wooden bench & table to leap over it but slipped as i jumped and slammed my shin bone into the sharp edge of the bench cutting a 2 inch gash into it where you could clearly see the bone.

Arghhhhh why did i ask.

Yours sounds worse Van! the worst one I've had must be when I was going around an athletics track at about.... 15 MPH and slamming my face right into a hurdle some dozy shite had left in the middle of the track! Needless to say I looked like Popeye for a few days. How I didn't lose any teeth (and my gloriously good looks) I'll never know!

Andy wrote:

Yours sounds worse Van! the worst one I've had must be when I was going around an athletics track at about.... 15 MPH and slamming my face right into a hurdle some dozy shite had left in the middle of the track! Needless to say I looked like Popeye for a few days. How I didn't lose any teeth (and my gloriously good looks) I'll never know!

Mine happened when i was about 4-5 so i don't remember it being to bad and it hardly scarred at all.
I'm sorry to say but yours sounds funny as fuck :lol:

I must admit, I've laughed about it since..... It was a YBF moment - £250 quid would've doubled to £500 I reckon if you sent a clip of that in. Me arl fella didn't realise what was goin on - He hadn't even realised I was comin back the wrong way on the track! I never came out of the chair but I bent the fuck out of it.

Never been seriously injured thank God. Worst I ever did was slice a small part of my finger off with some contraption for cutting vegetables. Other than that I could tell you about the cuts and stitches I got giving birth ....

Bluebird wrote:

Never been seriously injured thank God. Worst I ever did was slice a small part of my finger off with some contraption for cutting vegetables. Other than that I could tell you about the cuts and stitches I got giving birth ....

child birth is self inflicted and compared to being kicked in the nuts it's nothing.

I've sliced down to the bone on one finger, strangely it didn't hurt one bit, more scary than painful.

How the feck would you know how childbirth compares to being kicked in the nuts?

You lot get kicked in the nuts ONCE and your on your knees - imagine that going on at 3 minutes intervals for 7 or 8 hours and youre almost in the ball park!

Men!

But it can happen to us at any time of day through no fault of our own.
We're sitting ducks. At least you lot have a choice.
:doh:

Choice?

Yeah, try telling that to a gorgeous 6 foot plus drunken fella when youre tired :P

That's your defence :shock:
Poor show

Only crippled myself 36 years ago.when a bridge collapsed on me 45 feet up M1 extension Hendon ...only 2 broken legs etc...

no sweat...

Too Old to run..Too Young to die....!


No complaints at all...

what am I doing here then..??

HEY i GOT A PENGUIN...!!! NOW I,M GOING TO COMPLAIN..FFS !!!

Haha - hello Dave ..... shall we hold hands and try and contact the living???


I think I'll give up :(

No..Give us a chance.....I,ve dumped the Bird twice and clicked in all the right places..
and the bird keeps popping up...!!!



I don,t normally moan but........

Bluebird wrote:

How the feck would you know how childbirth compares to being kicked in the nuts?

You lot get kicked in the nuts ONCE and your on your knees - imagine that going on at 3 minutes intervals for 7 or 8 hours and youre almost in the ball park!

Men!

I,ve never been kicked in the Nuts so i wouldn,t know..

I,ve seen My Kids Born though,and that never hurt at all...!!!

Sophie...3.00..on the dot Kick Off ..Good girl

David junior.4.00 on the dot.2nd half...Good lad .

Perfect..what more could an Evertonian ask for ?


Missis ,quick bottle of lucozade ,a bunch of flowers & home....Sorted.! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll see if I can get rid of the penguins, then you can start from scratch!

Cheers Mrs....a normal,run of the mill , bog standard EFC badge will do me( Blue ) Ta

PS..Can I invite a good mate here ? Top Man !

Course you can - as many as you want!

Billy B.....??????



Can you ditch the penguin love ???I,m getting a complex ?

Playing for an old team in the business houses league years ago, turned 2 players inside out, wet pitch, studs stuck in pitch but my knee didn't. Heard a big pop, my cartilage had split and I'd torn my cruciate ligaments and medial ligaments. Crutches for 6 months, another 6 months rehab.
I've had breaks and stuff but nothing hurt like that

I'm still off work at the moment, just had my hip replaced and I'm not that old either. Not as much pain as I though, but if I'd had this scar when I was younger the lads would have thought I was hard and the ladies would have swooned :P

magic juan wrote:

Playing for an old team in the business houses league years ago, turned 2 players inside out, wet pitch, studs stuck in pitch but my knee didn't. Heard a big pop, my cartilage had split and I'd torn my cruciate ligaments and medial ligaments. Crutches for 6 months, another 6 months rehab.
I've had breaks and stuff but nothing hurt like that

I'm still off work at the moment, just had my hip replaced and I'm not that old either. Not as much pain as I though, but if I'd had this scar when I was younger the lads would have thought I was hard and the ladies would have swooned :P

Are you the 6 Million Dollar Man? :P

6 Million Dollar Juan...We have the technology..!!

Ah, but can we rebuild him and more to the point would we want to?

On second thoughts, we could do with a 6 million dollar man (and the rest) in midfield!

We could call them All ...Billy..?? :lol:

Haha!

Speaking of which - where is Mr Bullens - did they overturn his ban yet?

I think not....I,m fishing a bit ...but no news yet...He,ll turn up ..Try & Stop him..!!

Billy been posting on Peoples forum via toffeeweb, have tried to leave a message and link to here but can't do it for some reason. Anyone else want to try?