I want to go on X Factor

Subject: I want to go on X Factor Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:58 pm

However, to increase the chances of my making it to boot camp, I feel I may need to murder a relative, as it seems that if you are recently bereaved you've got a better chance of getting through.
Just my luck that all my family are in rude health, never a thought for me Rolling Eyes

Number of posts : 221 Registration date : 2008-09-11

Is there any you don't like? I mean they could have an 'accident'

Subject: Re: I want to go on X Factor Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:15 pm

There's quite a few I dont like to be honest, but perhaps not enough to kill one of them .... huh

Number of posts : 221 Registration date : 2008-09-11

Now I didn't mention killing. I said they could meet in an 'accident' hiding

Subject: Re: I want to go on X Factor Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:40 pm

Know any hitmen?

Say Pete Waterman and I'l batter yer

Number of posts : 221 Registration date : 2008-09-11

Er, you got me. But let's say someone is driving along and they walk out in front of a car 'accident' right?

Subject: Re: I want to go on X Factor Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:56 pm

I wish I'd thought of that when I was getting divorced Rolling Eyes