Vote for me - Miss 18 to 78 Club!!!

Hey guyzzzzzz!!!!!!

I dont really know who the Everton are but someone told me I could dupe loads of gullible lads into believing I was a blue and so they'd vote for me LOL Anyhoooooooooo I just want to say I love your Andy Johnson, baldy guys are soooooooooooo sexy PMSL and I cant waitttttttt to see the royals at the Goodison Stadium as soon I can figure out how to set the sat nav from Bristol to Liverpool - well, I've never been before LOL x x x x

Anywayzzzzzzzzzzz vote for me, k? And if you like I'll send you a signed piccy with a big red X on it if you put 25 quid in my paypay account -desperate4attention@hotmail.com- LOLZ!!!!!



Up the sweeties!!!

excellent tits ...get them out

Oooh saucy!!! (think we can get this to 110 pages???? )

gets my vote

Is that a scene from Most Haunted with those big Orbs flying around???

If you like, but I'm not much into role play babezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;)

Why haven't you replied to my emails? I thought you might fancy me or something I put £50 in your paypal account hoping for you to send me a pair of your knickers (used of course). Please reply to me... I'm so lonely.

Yours forever

Desperate Dan

Sooooooooooooooory Desperate - theres a bit of a backlog! I'll see what I can do - will a pair of boxies do? I mean girl shorts, yeah thats right! Anyway, I'm just off to catch the end of the match - we're doing well huh?? Oh fuck, I'm on the wrong forum! Come on the Goodison Rovers - yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Match!? We aren't playing are we? You sure you're Everton? I mean, you wouldn't be trying to dupe me into voting for you and giving away my hard earned cash so you can win some poxy shite competition and give yourself a much needed ego boost. Though deep down you really don't feel that good looking but if getting your tits out and wearing next to nothing gets blokes attention (though lets be honest most women getting their tits out and wearing next to nothing would get a blokes attention) then you feel better about yourself. No. You wouldn't, you like me really don't you? And you're a Rovers, I mean Everton fan so you're one of us. I'll send you another £50 to get your bra too.

Yours forever

Desperate Dan

Lolz ur funny bbz. Of course I'm a sweetie, I mean a toffee - I just got a bit confused coz red looks a bit blue on my plazma. Anyhooooooooo, as if I'd pretend to be a bluetonian JUST to get lads to vote for me so I can get in Zoo magazine and maybe get that fella off Kipper to be my agent and get in the papers and maybe one day I'll even get on Big Brother!!! All for getting my tits out on a football forum - back of the net eh?!

You saying I look like a tranny with a big nose and massive feet like?

(another 50 quid should get you a matching set, k bbz? ;)

God you called me bbz! Now I know you like me! I'm sending over another £50. BTW. I think you have great tits and I'm not just saying that.

Cheers bbz - I havent finished paying for them yet so make that 100 quid yeah? Not that I'm taking advantage or teasing you or anything but like Dolly Parton says - takes a lot of money to look this trashy!

Trish if thats you, your blokes one lucky bastard

HappyGilmore1878 wrote:

Trish if thats you, your blokes one lucky bastard

*EDIT*

Why Happy, yes, yes he is!

And as if I'd be daft enough to post pictures of myself like that on the net!

Theres nothing daft about it, especially if it was your body soft girl
You look lovely, a bit like my EFC heroin Trish Campbell, who is also lovely
I think we are circa same age (32)
And I am bloody gorgeous as well, just ask Dave

Me, 32? So that'd have made me 12 when I looked like that? Oo er

And thanks for the compliments but I think if I'd have really posted pics like that of me I'd be getting divorced before the first wedding anniversary

And I'm sure youre gorgeous ALL blues are

I really AM going to bed now or I'll be on the couch for the rest of the week!

Night all

Night girl

In all honesty, if that is a photoshop job (a bloody awesome one at that) then your bloke is still lucky as you have got the looks, I can tell ya!!!!!!

Can I have my 50 quid back I sent , don't do sharing, and you said I was the only one

You broke my heart

magic juan wrote:

Can I have my 50 quid back I sent , don't do sharing, and you said I was the only one

You broke my heart

Wait. Who are you? She's my girl. She called me bbz, that means she fancies me and me only!

She called me hun and had the tank out me account quicker than her pics went up

Did the same to me. Maybe I shouldn't of giving her my account details. Still, I think she does like me.

Thanks for the the donations boys but something seems to be wrong with the printer. I'll get the piccys out to you soon. Honest. Just as soon as I've got back from me weekend in Milan, k bbz? I mean, would I lie 2 u????